Fringe Sport EZ Curl Axle Bar

The matriarch of the Gordo family, she’s married to “El Gordazo.” Stubby and chubby, yet with irresistible curves, this bar makes your arm curl. Some people think of fat, delicious sandwiches to eat, but we conjured up a rotund, black flagpole that looks like it fell off in transit and got run over by a truck a few times. All the curves in this bar will have you drooling.

Another addition in the Fringe Sport series of ultra garage gear, this EZ curl axle bar boasts the same beefiness and grittiness. “La Gordita” sports our favorite black matte powder coat, making her look down right sexy and at home next to your tool chest. Whether training up for a functional fitness competition or aiming to go on the road with the circus as a strongman, this bar will have your biceps and forearms jacked in no time. She’s going to love all those sweaty garage gym dates with you guapo.